Spell sexy. "Z-A-Y-N M-A-L-I-K"
One Direction as Cops
*pulls guy over in car*
Liam: Hello good sir I'm sorry but I'm going to have to-
Louis: Holy fuck your driving was CRAZY! That was awesome I wish I had that on video!
Harry: So for us it seemed...erhm...like you were uhmm...
Niall: Hey who wants a donut??!! Anybody? No? Okay I'll just eat them all...
Man in Car: So what's happening?
Zayn: VAS HAPPENIN!!!???
Liam: Zayn that's enough.
Zayn: Hey dude can I borrow this rear view mirror for a second *checks himself out* damn I look good.
Harry: Ehhm...So basically you were....um..
Louis: Harry you're so slow! Damnit! But I fucking love you!
Harry: I love you to...ehm...Louis
Liam: You know what? Just, just go.
*Man drives away*
Niall: Aw man I should've asked if he had food...
Liam said that their 2nd album will have more of a...
Niall and Zayn in The Adventurous Adventures Of...
Niall: woaah new hair do?
Zayn: Yeah what you think?
Others: its...uhmm... its...
Niall: It's quite steep. bit like a ski jump
Niall: Which i guess was what you were going for
Niall: what doesn't look good? oh. Zayn's new hair do?
NIall: ahahah what?
Zayn: I will mess you up!
Niall: Mess me up? oh like you hair dresser messed up you hair?
Zayn: oh it is on!
Niall: Yeah what's up? besides Zayn's hair cause thats really up isn't it? its like woooooosh...
Niall: oh no. I'm from Ireland and Zayn is from a wee little town in England called Dumbhairshire.
Zayn: Niall I will slap you silly!
Niall: Bring it!
Zayn is still down the garbage chute....
Spell cute. "N-I-A-L-L H-O-R-A-N"